EIHL Tweets of the Week – 29/10-4/11

The EIHL players of Twitter never fail to entertain, and this was a particularly action-packed week on the social network. There was a lot going on, with Halloween parties in full flow, the beginning of Movember, Matt Towe’s ironing woes (there’s a TV show there I’m sure), and the arrival of a Twitter legend on our shores. Let’s see what they got up to…

First up Braehead’s Sam Zajac ponders an insect-related world domination issue.

He’s probably right you know. Giant kettles at the ready!

Meanwhile it seems that Panthers’ Matt Francis has stepped far too close to the truth in one of his recent ponderings…

Release the hounds.

It was only Tuesday and Belfast’s Matt Towe pretty much had Tweet of the Week in the bag.

You heard the man. Form an orderly queue.

Staying in Belfast, there was devastation for a well-known superhero.

‘But who with?!’ I hear you cry. Well here he is with some of his friends – see if you can spot him.

Blaze’s Russell Cowley Tweeted a picture of his own knee that had a distinctly Halloween-y feel to it.

Coventry surgeons in Frankenstein shocker.

For the second time this week, it’s time to form an orderly queue, as two Panthers need a new roommate.

I shudder to think what the ‘audition’ might involve. Or what poor Steve Lee did to find himself out on his ear.

Up the road to Sheffield, where Steelers’ netminder John DeCaro wins Movember on day 1.

DAY ONE. Stroke it and weep. But it seems he might have a rival in Hull Stingrays’ Dominic Osman..

Dude. Respect.

Twitter legend and NHL star Paul Bissonette announces the first leg of his journey to Cardiff in enigmatic fashion.

Did no-one tell him about the British winter? I notice a distinct lack of thermals in there.

Elsewhere, Panthers’ Rob Lachowicz finds himself in a bit of a predicament.

Hockey players. They play hockey for a reason. And it’s not just because they’re good at hockey.

Next: there’s always one Tweet that needs no introduction. And this is this week’s.

Cardiff boys never grow up.

On the Sheffield Steelers bus, sleeping solutions don’t get any more luxury than this example offered by Tylor Michel.

Mmm, comfy.

And finally – what Mike Danton wants, Mike Danton gets.

And so they did. Twice. The End.

Join me next week for more – but I warn you – it’s going to get weird.