Breaking down Shawn Marion’s collection of ugly jumpers

Dallas Maverick, Shawn Marion, has the ugliest jumper in the NBA.

Despite being in the league 14 years, Marion still sports the same jumper that once made former Orlando Magic guard, Dennis Scott, say made him ‘cringe’.

So here at UKASF.COM, we have taken it upon ourselves to be a sacrificial lamb and risk our own eyesight in order to take a different kind of look at the aesthetic thuggery that is the Matrix’s array of jumpers.

(Don’t pretend that you don’t know what’s coming…)

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The comedy level is high with this Marion effort, as he goes all out and dresses like one of Dirk’s Santa’s Little Helpers. The high belt line shows of his trim figure to the max.

Casual, colourful and Christmassy. Marion’s jumper looks like a festive version of Space Invaders. The 1950’s style glasses add some class to this otherwise ‘nerdy’ look.

Snowmen and snowflakes don’t make this woolly number any cooler, as the former Heat forward sports an appropriately awkward grin.

This could pass as normal knitwear IF knitwear were normal. Nice trick by Marion to match the navy of the jumper with his shorts though.

And finally… Marion’s jumper has infected the rest of his 2012 team-mates.