EIHL Tweets of the Week: 13/09/13-19/09/13

Welcome back to another rendition of UK American Sports Fans EIHL Tweets of the Week! Here you will find the weird, the wonderful and the wacky, all in one hit.

Twitter has been rather quiet this week due to most hockey players locked in their rooms, salivating over the release of Grand Theft Auto V and the new iOS 7 update. If I see one more screenshot of how long someone’s iPhone takes to update…

And it seems I’m not the only one:

Well said Marc. Top of the league Dundee Stars’ defenceman Rory Rawlyk just about made it to the gym:

But it hasn’t been all fun and games (pun intended) for some:

Are you sure you didn’t sleep late because you were playing Grand Theft Auto Danny?

Talking of Apple, Fife Flyers’ Jordan Fulton has a tip for us:

You know what they say Jordan, an apple a day keeps GTA at bay!

Meanwhile, down in the Welsh capital, it’s not apples they’re eating:

I heard this is Conboy’s favourite TV dinner, whilst gaming… Yes you’ve guessed it folks, Grand Theft Auto! Ok, I’ll stop now.

Some players have been so wrapped up in their gaming this week, they have resorted to asking fans for advice on daily life:

No Tom, just no.

There seems to be a pattern emerging amongst theses “hard” hockey players:

And brace yourselves…

Incredible. Moving swiftly on before their street cred is totes ruined…

I bet the “Puck Bunnies” were all over this one:

Did you get my text by any chance Kyle?

And if Simmsey thought Grand Theft Auto would outshine his #BlackPaintGate, he was mistaken:

You’re a poet Max, and Simmsey knows it!

And finally, in the words of our biggest EIHL gamer:

Until next week folks, happy gaming!