EIHL Tweets of the Week: 19/11-25/11

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Welcome to this week’s edition of Tweets of the Week and let’s begin with a Tweet that, depending on your state of mind, could be alarmingly abstract, loaded with innuendo, or simply a polite request from former Giant Mike Hoffman to accompany you on a cycling trip.

This week’s dietary tip comes courtesy of Coventry Blaze’s back-up netminder.

Clearly his heroic display against the Giants a few weeks back was fuelled by festive bakery products. Listen and learn!

Attention UK! We have Matt Francis’ attention!

Has anybody told him about pork pies?

Always one step ahead, Belfast’s Rob Sandrock floats a business idea the way of his Twitter followers.

A ruthless entrepreneur, our Robby.

Our first coach to feature on Tweets of the Week, I couldn’t resist posting Coventry coach Paul Thompson’s unique guide to good parenting, part 1 of which he shared this week.

Right on, Thommo. Definitely a yardstick by which all successful parenting can be judged. Meanwhile Cardiff character Devin DiDiomete philosophises about his education.

This merely makes me wonder what early years teaching in Canada comprises. I’ve come to the conclusion it must mainly consist of puck-handling, show-boating and left hooks. It’s no wonder the Canadians have yet to become a world power.

Meanwhile somewhere in Wales, British Devils defenceman Josh Batch cuts through the turkey dinner haze which clouded Twitter on American Thanskgiving day.

Well that’s a good question Josh. No-one has thought to explain it, they’re just wantonly thanking one another. Perhaps the Blaze’s Brad Leeb can cast some light on the situation.

Well that’s cleared that up, then. More pumpkin pie, anyone?

Tylor Michel reveals his method for navigating a busy supermarket.

Am I the only one with images of elderly ladies bouncing left and right as Tylor ploughs through the store?

I’ve started to suspect that some of these hockey players are too clever for their own good.

This must be the most passive act of anarchy ever conceived.

Cardiff Devil’s Max Birbraer gets his Jewish festivals and his tribal rugby dances a bit mixed up.

He started, so he’ll finish. It seems fitting to give the final word this week to former EIHL-er Mike Hoffman who reveals the difficult decision-making processes dealt with by these long-suffering athletes on an almost daily basis.

Join me again for EIHL Tweets of the Week!