Starbury had more hot meals than sex

NBA yesterday man Stephon Marbury has been ordered to pay $330,000 in promised hush money to his former personal chef and one time lover.

Marbury appointed chef Thurayyah Mitchell in 2006 and parted company with her services in the same year. Those service Mitchell allegedly told the arbitrator overseeing the financial dispute included having sex with Starbury “approximately five times”.

The payment was apparently a shortfall in what Marbury had promised and already paid Mitchell so that his affair did not get back to his wife or his team at the time, the New York Knicks. A total of $600,000 had already been shelled out by the former Celtic between 2006 and 2010 against a promise of a million dollars to silence the former employee.

Mitchell is quoted during the ruling on the dispute that Marbury “made her believe that ‘keeping him happy’ was a requirement of keeping her job.”

In this classic American tale, the silence is broken and Marbury has forked out approximately one million dollars for approximately five bunk-ups. So I make it that he got approximately taken to the cleaners.

I sure hope her buns were something else.